Today's Riddles

8

The day before two days after the day before tomorrow is Saturday. What day is it today?

9

I have a face with no eyes, I stretch into the skies, but my adventurous guise leads to grisly demise. What am I?

11

What flies all day but never goes anywhere?

7

You can pay someone with me but you cannot touch me. I can distract you from what's important but you need me to focus. I affect your sight and hearing but I am no drug. What am I?

4

A woman is sitting in her hotel room when there is a knock at the door. She opens the door to see a man she has never seen before. He says, 'I'm sorry, I thought this was my room.' He then walks down the corridor. The woman goes back into her room and calls security. Why?

80

I am not alive, yet I grow. I have no lungs, yet I need air. I have no mouth, yet water kills me. What am I?

17

I own a little lantern, I light it in the dark. I hope a lady sees me, Come find me in the park. What am I?

11

A river with no water. A home with only squatters. United I make the kingdom. Divided your path is farther. What am I?

74

I have roots nobody sees, I tower above trees, I grow without being alive, and I never need water. What am I?

10

Marta and Susan are sisters. But one day, Marta brutally murders Susan’s husband Peter in cold blood. After the judge and juries decision, Marta is sentenced to death. However, Susan appealed it and won. Why?

18

You can never give me, to anyone. You can however take me, and in different ways. I can be in "mother", "father", "brother", "sister", "son", "daughter" but never in "you". Who am I?

5

A heart of stone, Shrouded in the corpse of a tree. As I trek the white expanse, I leave my mark where I go. What am I?

10

A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays for three days, then rides out on Friday. How?

12

What has many needles but doesn't sew?

8

I go in dry and come out wet. The longer I stay in, the stronger I get. What am I?