Today's Puns

57

I asked the bartender for something cold and full of rum.

62

I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

43

Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?

9

My boss told me to have a good day.

29

I bought my friend an elephant for his birthday.

76

I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

58

Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?

12

A steak pun is a rare medium well done.

77

Why do plants hate math?

77

What do you call a fish without eyes?

11

I tried to pay my taxes with a smile.

7

Food & Drinkpun

I'm on a seafood diet.

10

I asked my date if she liked vegetables.

44

Why was the equal sign so humble?

67

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.