Today's Riddles

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Two men are paddling a rowboat in a desert. One says "wears your paddle?" The other says "sure does" How does this make sense?

13

A man is found dead in a field. Next to him is an unopened package. There is no one else in the field. How did he die?

3

I can be created by humans, but they cannot control me. I suck on wood, paper and flesh alike. I can be killed by water but I never get thirsty. What am I?

10

Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

4

You wake up naked and locked inside of a walk-in freezer. Brrrr! You only have so much time before you freeze and die. \n A steel pipe is sticking straight out of the floor. You look inside and see that the bottom is sealed, and sitting there at the bottom is the key to get out. \n Your wrist is too fat to fit inside the pipe. Tantalizing. Your killer must have mounted the pipe and then dropped the key inside as a joke. \n You look around the freezer to find anything else. All you find is a jar of salt and a glass pitcher of water that hasn't yet frozen. Markered on the pitcher of water are instructions: "dump this water on your head to turn into a cool popsicle"

4

What has a neck but no head?

2

What is this person's name? JKMNO

3

One will bring you water, One is free from carnal sins. Two of them have pincers, Two have scales, though one lacks fins. One's a hybrid hunter, One is full of pride. Three of them are horned, One can stand at it's own side.

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You can't see me. You cant feel me. You can't hear me. You can't smell me. Yet here I am. In front of you. Behind you. If you close your eyes. I will catch you.

12

What word has five letters but sounds like it only has one?

6

I have 13 hearts, but no lungs or stomach. What am I?

19

I clear the name of guilty men and mixed with common items I am deadly. What am I?

54

I jump when I walk and sit when I stand. What am I?

3

What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

1

Within walls as white as milk, Ringed with curtains, soft as silk. Inside a fountain, crystal clear, A golden apple lies right here. Though no doors or windows in this stronghold, Still thieves break in and steal the gold. What am I?