Random Riddle Questions

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, and fires a round nearly missing the man’s ear. The man says thanks, and leaves a tip. Why the water, why the tip?

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I am something that is weightless, but even the world's strongest man couldn't hold me for more than a minute. What am I?

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What goes up the chimney down but can't go down the chimney up?

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What has many teeth but can't bite?

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What word in the English language does the following: the first two letters signify a male, the first three letters signify a female, the first four letters signify a great, while the entire word signifies a great woman?

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Take off my skin - I won't cry, but you will. What am I?

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What keeps going back and forth but never leaves its place?

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A doctor gives you three pills and tells you to take one every half hour. How long will they last?

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You will buy me to eat but never eat me. What am I?

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You can find me in the darkness, But never in the light. I make laughter lethal, And agreement into sight. You can find me in the soil, But never underground. A bunch of snakes together, Their voices do astound.

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If you have 3, you have 3. If you have 2, you have 2. But if you have 1, you have none. What is it?

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What can be opened but not closed?

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A young trouble maker is crossing the border of Canada on a bike carrying two bags behind him. The police search his bags and only find sand. This continues for weeks and weeks on end, until one day the police see him in the bar and ask him. “So listen kid, I’ve known you for years and you are always up to trouble, i know you’re smuggling something but I can’t figure out what.” What was he smuggling?

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By many I'm used to help children sleep. Seen while shooting, an imposter, not me. Though always around you, til dusk you'll see one. Five points I am given, in truth I have none.

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You don't realise when you find me, But almost all have tried to look. Some find me in a lecture, Or midway through a book. I'm an ally to the assassin, Indeed I birth nightmares. But I also tend the sick, And help their body with repairs. What am I?