Today's Riddles

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Upon two legs I walk all day, but human i am not. Chased by giants I am but prey, bound to the earth I shall lay. Make a wish upon my bones but beware my foul intentions are well known.

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I am bought by the yard and worn by the foot. What am I?

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What word in the English language is always spelled wrong?

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To be revolting is my goal, I'll only do that in a hole. My slim body in latex, tight, Touch my guts and you'll feel my bite.

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You wake up naked and locked inside of a walk-in freezer. Brrrr! You only have so much time before you freeze and die. \n A steel pipe is sticking straight out of the floor. You look inside and see that the bottom is sealed, and sitting there at the bottom is the key to get out. \n Your wrist is too fat to fit inside the pipe. Tantalizing. Your killer must have mounted the pipe and then dropped the key inside as a joke. \n You look around the freezer to find anything else. All you find is a jar of salt and a glass pitcher of water that hasn't yet frozen. Markered on the pitcher of water are instructions: "dump this water on your head to turn into a cool popsicle"

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There's a word that becomes shorter when you add two letters to it. What is it?

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When one is taken, three more is added. What am I?

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There was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?

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You'll find me in sand, but not in the sea. I'm something you keep between you and me. What am I?

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What is taken before you can get it?

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What has many needles but doesn't sew?

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The saint goes south led by the nine, the leader in red, while you're in bed. What am I?

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I fly without wings, I cry without eyes. When darkness comes I appear, when light comes I die. What am I?

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I have a bed I never sleep in, a mouth I never use to eat, and I run but never walk. What am I?

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If you take me apart when I am aligned and put me together scrambled, you are wasting your time. If you take me apart when I am scrambled and put me together aligned, you are cheating. What am I?