Humor Quotes

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The smile is the shortest distance between two persons.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

He who laughs, lasts.

I am an old man and have known a great many troubles, but most of them never happened.

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.

The smile is the shortest distance between two persons.

The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.

The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

He who laughs, lasts.

A witty saying proves nothing.

Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please.

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter.