Cooking Puns

80

Why did the oven file a complaint with HR?

13

Why did the whisk get a job as a hair stylist?

76

What do you call a whisk that never stops telling jokes?

32

What do you call a chef who moonlights as a comedian?

32

Why does the baker wear a hat?

49

Why did the soup get fired from his job?

33

Why did the cookie go on a diet?

23

Why was the soup so messy at dinner?

55

Why was the kitchen so hot on Monday?

54

What do you call a pile of pancakes at breakfast?

12

What do you call a fake noodle?

44

Why did the broom get promoted at work?

41

Why did the baker get kicked out of the bakery?

46

Why was the spaghetti so messy at dinner?

9

Why did the tomato turn red when it saw the salad?