Gardening Puns

77

Why did the compost bin get a job at the recycling center?

52

Why did the trellis get hired by the architecture firm?

23

Why did the bonsai tree apply for a job at the meditation center?

72

Why did the rosebush get a job at the bar?

33

Why did the cactus get a job at the bar?

78

Why did the sunflower become a counselor?

19

My gardener friend quit landscaping to open a therapy practice. I asked why.

40

Why did the sprout get a job at the startup company?

65

Why did the vine get a job at the architecture firm?

57

Why did the mushroom get hired by the landscaping crew?

65

Why did the three-leaf clover land a job at the emergency triage unit?

71

Why did the daisy get a job at the flower shop?

59

Why did the rose get a job at the thorn industry?

65

Why did the sunflower get a job at the photography studio?

73

Why did the dandelion get a job at the party planning company?