Money Puns

43

I tried to save money by walking to work.

19

I tried to save money by bringing lunch to work.

74

I asked my bank for a loan.

51

I tried to buy a lottery ticket with a penny.

15

I tried to pay for groceries with a coupon from 1990.

71

I tried to withdraw cash from an ATM that was out of order.

66

My bank account balance is so low, it's practically negative.

17

I found a twenty-dollar bill on the sidewalk.

78

I tried to save money by not buying coffee.

7

I put all my money in a jar labeled 'Emergency'.

66

I tried to save money by eating only free samples at the grocery store.

14

I tried to buy a car with a credit card.

80

I tried to invest in a company that sold silence.

31

I tried to save money by cutting my credit card in half.

64

I tried to save money by starting a budget.