Random Puns

13

What do you call a fish that has lost its scales?

82

What do you call a cat that works at a bakery?

76

Fashion & Clothingpun

Why was the shirt so confident at the fashion show?

6

Why did the soup get in trouble at school?

65

The boulder felt taken for granite

56

The judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say

80

Why did the trumpet start a podcast?

77

Why did the chef get a medal?

51

Why did the travel agent get tired of the cruise ship?

26

Why did the astronaut bring a ladder to space?

37

Why did the peacock get a job at the fashion show?

51

Why did the map get lost?

80

Why was the Roman Empire so efficient?

84

Why did the running shoe enroll in a race-training course?

36

Why did the car get upset at the mechanic?