Random Puns

61

Why did the duck start a band?

0

What did the sitar say to the oud at the world music festival?

75

Why did the sock go on vacation?

25

Cooking/Foodpun

Why don't potatoes ever win at poker?

82

Work & Officepun

The janitor was upset about his job

71

Why did the database administrator leave his wife?

52

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?

0

What did the flamingo say to the pelican at the lagoon?

38

I asked my gardener about his favorite music

83

What do you call a vampire who loves gardening?

0

What did the blackboard say to the chalk at the physics classroom?

13

Why did the baker go to the art gallery?

15

Why did the suitcase go to therapy?

19

Why are oysters so stingy with their treasures?

64

What do you call a plant that's always sad?