Random Puns

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What's a gardener's favorite type of music?

10

Why did the trellis get a job at the climbing gym?

29

Food & Drinkpun

Why was the ocean so salty at the dinner table?

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What is a pirate's favorite letter in the alphabet?

15

Why did the piano player get into therapy?

14

Why did the gardener bring a ladder to the flower shop?

10

What do you call a bear with no teeth eating a cookie?

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Food & Drinkpun

I'm friends with all the bread at the bakery

59

What kind of photos do scientists take?

62

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

64

What do you call a plant that's always sad?

74

Why was the cell phone at the party so popular?

24

What do you call a baker who works at night?

57

Why did the cinnamon roll apply to the dance studio?

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Food & Drinkpun

Why did the sourdough get a job at the philosophy department?