Random Puns

28

What's a scientist's favorite board game?

40

I told my computer I needed a break.

77

What do you call a fake noodle?

30

I went on a date with a meteorologist.

56

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.

73

Why did the tourist bring a ladder to the art museum?

13

I told my doctor I kept seeing invisible people.

11

I just watched a movie about a magic tractor.

83

I tried to save money by making my own coffee at home.

48

The HR department said we need to be more positive.

27

What do you call a cow with no legs?

58

Why don't mountains ever get cold?

10

A grasshopper hops into a bar.

32

Why did the student bring a map to math class?

21

I watched a movie about a guy who lives entirely on canned food.