Random Puns

5

Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

37

Food & Drinkpun

What did the grape do when it was stepped on?

17

The judge asked the defendant if he had anything to say

52

Food & Drinkpun

What do you call a bread that is a musician?

32

Why did the gym teacher make a great accountant?

8

Why did the weather reporter bring a bar of soap?

29

Food & Drinkpun

Why was the ocean so salty at the dinner table?

60

What’s a gardener’s favorite type of story?

77

Why did the musician get arrested?

61

Why did the student eat his homework?

13

Why did the lighthouse break up with the foghorn?

36

What do you call a piano that is sad?

15

Why did the chemist get confused in the kitchen?

48

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert?

55

Time & Generalpun

Why was the clock so quiet in class?