Random Puns

61

My coworker asked if I had plans for the weekend.

33

Why did the man put his money in the blender?

39

My coworker always tells me to think outside the box.

30

My date showed up 30 minutes late.

74

How do you organize a space party?

37

I have a joke about construction.

14

My teenage daughter asked for a new phone.

81

My date asked what I do for fun.

33

I went to the doctor and told him I kept forgetting things.

44

Knock knock. Who's there? To. To who?

67

My financial advisor told me to invest in something that would always be growing.

82

Why did the Christmas tree go to the barbershop?

54

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

48

I asked the airline if I could bring my pet goldfish on the plane.

57

What do you call a dog magician?