Random Puns

41

My son turned in an essay written entirely in emojis because he said it was the universal language of his generation.

46

My friend told me he lost all his money betting on horses.

59

Why are fish terrible at basketball?

21

Why did the electrician close early on Tuesdays?

19

Why did the coffee file a police report?

36

Why did the TV break up with the remote?

8

A time traveler walks into a bar.

12

What do you call a movie about a broken elevator?

34

We took a map on our road trip that was from ten years ago.

64

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in the mud, and then cross back?

47

My first date asked me what my sign was.

56

My date told me she liked guys who were good with their hands.

42

What do you call a fake noodle?

53

A horse walks into a coffee shop.

23

Why did the banana go to the doctor?