Random Puns

31

What do you call a hockey player who is a doctor?

61

Why did the neutron walk into the bar?

67

Why did the golfer become a novelist?

10

Why did the spider get a job at the web design company?

45

Why did the tuba get a job at the construction site?

63

Why did the blender get a job at the talent show?

57

Why did the hockey stick get a job at the construction site?

48

Why did the boarding pass get a job at the airline?

46

Miscellaneouspun

Why did the anchor get a job at the journalism firm?

7

Why did the colander get a job at the water park?

60

Artpun

Why did the graffiti artist go broke?

80

What do you call a whale that talks too much?

44

Why did the basketball player always carry a pencil during practice?

32

Why did the golf bag get a job at the law firm?

75

The forest was stumped by the riddle