Math Puns

20

Why did the geometry class get kicked out?

47

Why did the acute angle go to the principal's office?

78

What did the zero say to the eight?

38

What do you call a number that can't stay still?

79

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

83

Why was the fraction worried about marrying the decimal?

64

Why did the math book visit a therapist?

58

What did the square root say to 256?

83

Why did the integer refuse to go to the decimal party?

6

What did the radius say to the circumference?

11

Why was the prime number so lonely?

71

What did the calculator say after a long day?

42

Why did the polynomial break up with the monomial?

25

What did the compass say to the pencil in geometry class?

47

Why was the tangent line so dramatic?