School Puns

49

The principal announced a surprise assembly.

63

The teacher asked me to write an essay on why I'm late.

42

I asked the math teacher if I could borrow a pencil.

73

The math teacher asked me to solve for X.

78

The history teacher asked who discovered America.

29

The librarian told me I was too loud in the reading section.

47

The principal announced a surprise fire drill.

68

The report card arrived today with a note about tardiness.

59

I asked the principal why we have to wear uniforms.

79

I asked the gym teacher why we have to run laps.

51

I told my history teacher I wanted to study the fall of Rome.

34

I asked my history teacher if the pyramids were built by slaves.

32

The teacher told us to write a paragraph about our favorite animal.

79

My son asked why we have to wear seatbelts in the car.

65

My son asked why we have to recycle plastic bottles.