Objects Puns

42

Why was the book so nervous about going on vacation?

20

Why did the pencil break up with the eraser?

72

Why did the clock go to jail?

28

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

33

What do you call a fake diamond?

19

Why did the chair get sent to its room?

19

Why did the library get hot?

34

Why did the photographer get kicked out of the concert?

67

What did the clock say when it was hungry?