Holiday Puns

65

I bought a turkey for Thanksgiving.

52

I sent a Valentine's card to my cat.

31

My neighbor decorated his yard with a hundred lights.

39

I bought a holiday ornament that was shaped like a slice of pizza.

66

I bought a Christmas tree that was already decorated.

16

I tried to wrap a present without any tape.

84

I bought a Christmas present that was a subscription box.

59

My dad tried to explain why we don't eat the turkey's legs.

74

I bought a gift for my brother that was wrapped in brown paper.

10

My dad tried to explain why we don't eat the turkey's legs.

56

My dad tried to explain why the turkey didn't fly away at Thanksgiving.

14

My nephew asked why we hang stockings by the fireplace.

60

I asked the Santa Claus impersonator how he got into the house.

30

I asked the Santa Claus impersonator how much he charged for a visit.

17

Why did the snowman look so sad?