Doctor Puns

5

The doctor told me I need to reduce my stress by avoiding complicated situations.

73

The doctor told me to take a walk every day for my health.

72

I went to the doctor and told him I feel like my life is a endless loop of the same mistakes.

70

The doctor told me I need to reduce my stress by avoiding complicated situations.

27

The doctor told me I have a condition where my heart beats faster whenever I think about money.

51

The specialist told me my posture was improving but warned against standing in one spot too long.

12

I asked my physician if swimming would help with my chronic back pain.

39

The doctor told me to take deep breaths whenever I feel stressed.

40

The doctor told me I have a rare condition where everything is perfect.

73

The specialist told me I have perfect vision in my left eye and nothing in the right one.

20

The doctor asked me if I played any sports to keep active.

43

The doctor told me to stop eating so much sugar if I want to live longer.

24

The doctor told me I have a condition where my left leg is shorter than my right one.

61

I took my son to the doctor because he kept saying his tummy hurt.

51

The doctor told me I need to lose weight to live longer.