Popular Puns

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

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Why do plants hate math?

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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went.

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Why did the musician get arrested?

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

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I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me.

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Why did the lawyer bring a ladder to court?

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I asked the bartender for something cold and full of rum.

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Why was the equal sign so humble?

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Why do we never tell secrets on a farm?

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I told the flight attendant I wanted a window seat.

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I wanted to tell a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon.

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My doctor told me I needed to stop eating fast food.

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I bought my friend an elephant for his birthday.

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I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places.