Food Puns

72

Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?

8

What do you call a fake noodle?

37

Why did the tomato blush?

84

What do you call a sandwich that tells secrets?

53

What do you call a grape that goes to school?

56

Why did the bread go to the party?

8

Why did the coffee file a police report?

32

Why was the corn so happy at the party?

39

Why was the lemon so polite?

48

What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

67

Why did the grape stop rolling down the hill?

25

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

46

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

27

Why did the juice box go to the gym?

49

Why did the banana go to the gym?