Gardening Puns

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What did the bonsai say to the topiary at the garden show?

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What did the vine say to the grape at the vineyard?

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What did the sunflower say to the daisy at the garden bed?

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What did the ivy say to the wisteria at the garden wall?

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What did the clover say to the dandelion at the meadow?

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What did the pumpkin say to the zucchini at the patch?

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What did the rosemary say to the thyme at the herb garden?

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What did the topiary say to the hedgerow at the English estate?

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What did the fern say to the moss at the shaded garden?

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What did the mushroom say to the toadstool at the forest floor?

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What did the bamboo say to the willow at the Japanese garden?

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What did the marigold say to the lavender at the cottage garden?

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What did the daffodil say to the crocus at the spring garden?

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What did the cactus say to the succulent at the plant shop?

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What did the peony say to the rose at the florist's?