Gardening Puns

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What did the trellis say to the ivy?

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Why did the hedgehog get a job at the landscaping company?

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Why did the thistle get a job at the hedge trimming company?

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What did the rose say to the gardener?

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Why did the lavender get a job at the spa?

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What did the mushroom say to the other fungi?

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Why did the fern enroll in the yoga class?

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What did the seed say to the dirt?

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Why did the sunflower win the talent show?

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Why did the cactus decline the invitation to the flower show?

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Why did the daisy feel anxious at the garden party?

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Why did the mulch get a job at the beauty parlor?

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Why did the trellis get a job at the scaffolding company?

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Why did the cactus get a job at the art gallery?

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Why did the bonsai get a job at the art gallery?