Math Puns

84

Why did the triangle feel left out?

66

Why is six afraid of seven?

19

What do you call a number that can't keep still?

82

Why should you never argue with a 90-degree angle?

84

Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?

15

Why did the two fours skip lunch?

20

Seven ate nine because you need three squared meals a day

19

The fraction didn't want to become a decimal

57

Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?

6

I hired an odd number of workers

81

The circle was feeling pointless

73

I saw my math teacher with a piece of graph paper

35

The math teacher called in sick

34

Why did the student wear glasses in math class?

83

There are three kinds of people in this world