School Puns

22

What did the test say to the student?

7

Why did the backpack feel overwhelmed?

28

What did the chalk say to the blackboard?

9

Why did the textbook go on strike?

57

Why did the pencil do well on the test?

52

Why did the eraser feel sad?

60

Why did the ruler feel important in class?

60

Why did the report card go to therapy?

8

Why did the student bring scissors to class?

33

Why was the math book depressed?

23

The librarian was booked all day

48

Why was the report card wet?

47

The computer science student had a byte to eat

21

The geography teacher was lost

10

The art student was framed