Science Jokes

61

The scientist asked me if I could explain black holes to a five-year-old.

23

The science teacher asked my son why he didn't turn in his lab report.

46

A scientist asked me to explain why the sky is blue in terms my five-year-old could understand.

67

I tried to explain gravity to my son by dropping a ball and watching it fall.

31

A scientist asked me if I could explain why water freezes in winter.

18

The teacher asked my brother if he knew how many planets are in our solar system now.

24

A scientist asked me if I could explain quantum physics in simple terms.

14

My nephew wanted to do an experiment on gravity with his toys.

52

A scientist asked me if I believed in aliens.

18

I asked a scientist if they could explain black holes in simple terms.

76

The lab assistant tried to make a new type of eraser for chalkboards.

69

My nephew thinks he's an expert on space because he loves looking at the stars.

22

I asked the scientist if we could travel to Mars.

66

I asked a scientist why the sky is blue.

9

The physics teacher dropped an apple to demonstrate gravity.