Random Jokes

27

Why did the broom get a promotion?

45

The surgeon told me the operation would be painless.

48

I told my boss I needed a mental health day.

51

Why did the musician throw his clock out the window?

65

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time.

5

My travel agent told me I'd have a fantastic view from my hotel room.

29

Why did the gym close down?

13

Knock knock. Who's there? Howard. Howard who?

80

I invested in a ceiling fan company.

55

My date said she likes a man who's mysterious.

48

I remember when the candle factory burned down.

60

My New Year's resolution was to read more.

40

Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?

70

I went to the doctor and told him I had a phobia of tall buildings.

13

What do you call a witch's garage?