Random Jokes

10

My manager told me I needed to get my head in the game.

53

What do you call a fish without eyes?

33

Why did the man put his money in the blender?

22

The school librarian told me I couldn't check out so many books.

73

Why did the suitcase go to school?

12

What did the pencil say to the paper?

5

Why did the football coach go to the bank?

9

Why did the scientist get detention?

22

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

64

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

35

Why did the Valentine's Day card break up with the envelope?

53

My toddler just figured out how to open the baby gate.

61

I told the doctor I needed a second opinion.

7

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

69

What's a vampire's favorite fruit?