Random Jokes

59

What do you call a sleeping bull?

62

Why did the electron fail the driving test?

14

My travel agent told me I'd see the world.

34

I finally found a job I'm passionate about.

48

I told my teacher I didn't do my homework because of my eyes.

18

Why can't you trust atoms?

45

My boss told me I needed to be more productive.

73

My doctor said I need glasses.

42

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

66

What do you call a dinosaur that crashes their car?

77

Why did the turkey join a band?

54

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

7

The older I get, the earlier it gets late.

66

I made a graph of my past relationships.

57

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity.