Random Jokes

57

Why did the zombie go to the library?

12

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a German walk into a bar.

62

My GPS said I arrived at my destination.

36

My credit card is like a clingy friend.

72

I went to the doctor and told him I feel like my life is a endless loop of the same mistakes.

33

I told my computer I needed a break.

55

I adopted a parrot that claimed to be excellent at keeping secrets.

36

A man walks into the doctor's office with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ear.

77

What do you call a penguin in the Sahara Desert?

58

A man told his doctor he couldn't stop singing Tom Jones songs.

21

My coworker tried to impress the boss by speaking three different languages during the meeting.

63

You know you're old when your joints are more accurate than the weather channel.

24

My bank called and asked if I wanted to invest in a low-risk, high-reward fund.

51

Why did the lamp fail the test?

50

My kids think I'm too old to play video games.