Doctor Jokes

43

I went to the doctor because I was feeling dizzy.

63

I went to the doctor because my elbow was falling out of my arm.

44

The doctor told me I need to get a checkup every year.

16

I went to the specialist because I keep hearing voices in my head.

71

I told the pharmacist I need something for my cold.

71

I asked the nutritionist for a diet plan that doesn't involve counting calories.

72

I went to the doctor because I felt like I was losing my memory.

61

I told the doctor I needed a second opinion.

32

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a penguin.

58

I went to the doctor because I felt like I was being watched by my own reflection.

61

My doctor told me I needed to reduce my stress levels.

34

I visited the doctor because I couldn't sleep because I felt like I was being watched.

72

I went to the doctor and said I had a fear of speed bumps.

18

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a ghost.

20

I went to the doctor because I thought I was a penguin.