Doctor Jokes

67

The doctor said I needed to stop eating so much cheese because my cholesterol was acting like a traffic jam.

73

The doctor told me my stress levels were so high that my heart was beating like a drum.

13

The dentist asked me if I was nervous about the procedure.

35

The specialist told me I need to get more exercise to improve my circulation.

16

The doctor said I needed to stop carrying heavy bags because my back was acting up.

42

The doctor told me I need to stop eating so much cheese because my cholesterol is acting like a traffic jam.

73

I went to the optometrist and asked if he could fix my blurry vision permanently.

26

The doctor told me I need to laugh more because it's good for my health.

61

The doctor said I needed to stop carrying heavy bags because my back was acting up.

54

The doctor told me I needed to stop eating so much junk food because my blood was turning into soda.

71

The doctor said I needed to stop carrying heavy bags because my back was acting up.

52

The doctor told me my stress levels were so high that my coffee mug was vibrating.

58

The doctor said I needed to cut down on sugar because my blood was turning into soda.

70

The doctor told me that my anxiety is causing me to hold my breath.

57

The doctor said I needed to stop eating so much junk food.