Dating Jokes

70

On our date, she told me she was a 'night owl.' I said, 'Great, I'm an early bird.' She said, 'So we'll just... coexist?'

55

My date told me he was 'emotionally available.' I said, 'That's wonderful. I'm emotionally available too.'

29

My new partner told me she doesn't like surprises, so I said I'd plan everything in advance, and she asked, 'So what's for dinner?'

69

On our date, he mentioned he was really into 'quality time,' and I said I was the same.

17

My date said she loved spontaneous adventures, so I surprised her by bringing my own picnic.

43

On our third date, he asked what I thought was my worst habit.

55

She asked me if I was good at keeping secrets during dinner.

53

On our second date, he asked if I believed in commitment issues.

75

On our anniversary, my partner asked if we should try a new restaurant.

20

On our first date, he asked me what my dealbreaker was.

6

He told me he was looking for someone who shared his passion for cooking at home.

27

She asked if I was good at listening before we even finished our appetizers.

69

On our first blind date, she asked about my hobbies.

69

On a blind date, my partner asked if I believed in love at first sight.

76

She told me she wanted a man who could cook better than her grandmother.