Holiday Jokes

46

We tried to decorate our house for Halloween with ghosts made of toilet paper.

54

We tried to hang Christmas lights on our roof but ended up tangling them around the neighbor's satellite dish.

52

We bought a Christmas decoration that was supposed to glow in the dark but only worked when we shined a flashlight on it.

44

We bought a Christmas tree that was supposed to be pre-lit, but it only had one bulb working.

78

We tried to celebrate Halloween by having a 'Scary Movie' night at home.

42

We bought a turkey for Thanksgiving that was already frozen solid by the time we got home.

10

We decorated the house with lights before Christmas, but my neighbor called the city because he thought it was a distress signal.

18

We tried to have a Christmas tree that lights itself up.

29

We went to a Thanksgiving dinner where everyone brought their own turkey.

77

For Halloween, we made our own costumes instead of buying them from the store.

14

We bought a Christmas tree that was too big for our car, so we had to leave the roof open.

21

For Easter, my neighbor hid eggs in places so hard to find that kids started crying.

82

For Halloween, my kid dressed up as a 'Silent Alarm' because he was too shy to knock on doors.

44

I bought a new car for Christmas and told my kids it was from Santa.

72

For Thanksgiving, we tried to make a turkey that was actually vegetarian.