Holiday Jokes

28

We decided to start a family tradition of building a 'memory box' each Christmas. My kid's contribution so far is three crayon shavings and a receipt from the gas station.

82

My kid asked if he could stay up past his bedtime to 'watch the snow fall.' I said yes, and now it's been two hours and he's still at the window.

43

My kid made a Christmas list this year that included 'a new dog, a trampoline, and a smaller dad.'

71

We decided to do a 'silent Christmas' this year where everyone communicates by writing on whiteboards instead of talking.

20

We tried to host Thanksgiving with enough food for fifty people but only had ten guests.

62

We decided to make our own Christmas cards this year instead of buying them.

39

I bought a fake snowman for Christmas because real ones melt too fast.

79

We tried to hang all the lights on the roof before sunset.

66

We decorated our house for Christmas using nothing but old socks and paper towel rolls.

32

We tried to build a snowman during our summer vacation.

44

We tried to bake a gingerbread house as part of our holiday tradition this year.

79

We decided to buy a pre-decorated Christmas tree to save time during the rush season.

83

We tried to wrap Christmas gifts with just one roll of paper.

61

We tried to make a Christmas tree out of old sweaters for the holidays.

80

We tried to make a turkey sandwich for Thanksgiving but forgot the turkey.