Science Jokes

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My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate the concept of density. He put a rock in a glass of water, held it up to the class, and declared his findings.

49

My kid's science project was supposed to demonstrate plate tectonics. He taped two dinner plates together, smeared peanut butter on one, and held them up to the class.

78

My kid's science fair project was supposed to demonstrate the water cycle, but he set up a fish tank with a small fan and a heat lamp.

13

The chemistry teacher asked why my experiment smelled like burnt toast.

73

My physics project required me to demonstrate gravity without dropping anything.

44

The science teacher asked why our volcano model didn't erupt during the demo.

30

The chemistry experiment required us to mix two clear liquids together for the result.

56

The science teacher asked why our volcano model didn't erupt during the demonstration.

50

My son asked how the moon stays up in the sky without falling down.

19

The chemistry teacher asked why my beaker was empty again.

72

The science teacher asked why the experiment failed again.

46

The lab partner kept asking why the volcano model wasn't erupting.

54

The science teacher asked why the experiment failed again.

45

My son asked why we learn about the solar system in school if we can't visit it.

6

The physics teacher asked why the balloon wouldn't stay inflated during the lab experiment.