Science Jokes

61

The science teacher asked us to design a time travel device in class.

46

I bought a telescope for my nephew so he could see the stars clearly at night.

26

My uncle works as a lab assistant and he told me never to mix chemicals unless you know what they are.

12

The scientist asked me if I believed in parallel universes where everything goes right.

17

My brother said he invented a machine that could turn water into wine for free.

18

I tried to explain the concept of relativity to my son using a video game controller.

44

The scientist asked me if I believed in parallel universes.

24

I tried to explain black holes to my niece using a cookie jar.

26

The scientist explained the concept of time travel to my five-year-old.

61

The scientist asked me if I could explain black holes to a five-year-old.

23

The science teacher asked my son why he didn't turn in his lab report.

46

A scientist asked me to explain why the sky is blue in terms my five-year-old could understand.

67

I tried to explain gravity to my son by dropping a ball and watching it fall.

31

A scientist asked me if I could explain why water freezes in winter.

18

The teacher asked my brother if he knew how many planets are in our solar system now.