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Why did the elephant get kicked out of the swimming pool?

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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

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My friend told me I was delusional.

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Why did the ghost go to the party?

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What did the biologist say when he found a new species?

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What did the Christmas lights say to the tree?

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A bear walks into a bar and says, 'I'll have a gin and...... tonic.'

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My grandpa started walking five miles a day when he was 60.

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My family's Fourth of July barbecue ended with a bang.

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I love my job. It's the work I hate.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doris. Doris who?

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What do you call a dog magician?

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I'm not a big fan of elevators.

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What's the difference between a cat and a comma?

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My grandfather is 85 and still doesn't need glasses.