Travel Jokes

64

I told my travel partner I wanted to 'get lost' in the old town. He said, 'Sure, let's just walk and see where we end up.' We walked for two hours.

73

I told my travel buddy I wanted to 'catch a sunrise' on our trip. He set three alarms. I woke up at 4:47, walked outside in my underwear, and the sun was behind a cloud. He said, 'It's coming out.'

45

I told my travel partner I wanted to 'find the hidden gems' of the city. We've been walking for three hours.

14

I told my travel buddy I wanted to 'live like a local' in Paris, so he booked us a two-bedroom apartment in a residential neighborhood. We've been there four days.

79

I told my travel buddy I wanted to 'really immerse myself in the local culture' during our trip to Italy, and he booked a cooking class and a vineyard tour.

28

I booked a 'rustic cabin' for our anniversary trip, which turned out to be a room with a wood stove and a window that opens directly onto a lake.

82

I arrived at the hotel room only to find out it faced the construction site instead of the ocean.

42

The flight attendant asked if anyone wanted to see the safety demonstration video again.

59

The GPS told me to turn left at the intersection of nowhere and here we go.

49

I tried to pack two weeks of clothes into a carry-on bag.

65

I packed my suitcase for a trip to the beach with everything but swimwear.

41

I tried to navigate through the airport without my phone because I wanted to be spontaneous.

64

I booked a hotel room on the top floor because I wanted a better view of the city lights.

77

I tried to find a shortcut through the airport security line during holiday travel.

50

I booked a direct flight to avoid layovers and delays.