I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go see the lighthouse.' We drove two hours. The lighthouse was on a cliff. We walked to the base. The lighthouse was white. It was tall. It had a light on top. My buddy said, 'It's so majestic.' I said, 'It's a building with a light, buddy. It's a tower. It has a lamp. I grew up with towers. I grew up with lamps. This is a lamp on a tower on a cliff. I have a lamp on my kitchen counter. The only difference is this one is on a cliff and costs two hours of my life.'