Travel Jokes

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a coastal town.' We drove three hours. The town had a harbor. The harbor had three boats. The boats were from 1987. The water was the color of tea that's been sitting in a cup since Tuesday. My buddy said, 'It's so charming.'

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I booked a 'rustic mountain retreat' for the weekend. The retreat was a cabin. The cabin had a wood stove. I lit the wood stove. The wood stove heated the room to a temperature that would make a lizard file a formal complaint. I sat in a chair. The chair was wooden. The wood was the same species of tree that was currently on fire in the room. I was sitting in a chair made from the same tree that was on fire three feet away.

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a culinary destination. A food city.' We drove four hours. We arrived. My buddy said, 'So, where's the food scene?'

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a lakeside cabin for the weekend.' We drove six hours. The cabin was a structure. The lake was visible from the cabin.

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a museum this morning.' We went. The museum had four rooms. The museum also had a gift shop. The gift shop had forty aisles.

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a beach town for the weekend.' We drove three hours. The beach was a strip of sand the width of a parking space, squeezed between a parking lot and a restaurant.

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a vineyard.' We drove an hour. The vineyard had a tasting room with a table and four glasses of wine. We drank all four. We walked back to the car. My buddy said, 'That was a really nice experience.'

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a hot springs resort.' We drove four hours. The hot springs were a pool. The water was the temperature of a bath you'd take to kill a mosquito without a swatter. My buddy said, 'It's really relaxing.'

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go see a lighthouse this afternoon.' We drove two hours. The lighthouse was on a cliff. The path to it was a gravel road with a sign that said NO TRESPASSING - PRIVATE PROPERTY.

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I booked a 'boutique hotel' for the weekend. The hotel was a room. The room had a bed and a plant. The plant was a succulent. The succulent was in a pot. The pot was on a shelf. I asked the front desk, 'Is there a restaurant?' She said, 'We have a partnership with a restaurant.' I said, 'Where?' She said, 'Three blocks away.' I said, 'So I walk three blocks to eat.'

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go see the Grand Canyon.' We drove eight hours. We got to the overlook. I took a picture. My buddy took a picture. We stood there for four minutes. My buddy said, 'It's beautiful.' I said, 'Yeah.' We got back in the car.

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I told my travel buddy, "Let's go to a national park." We went. The park had a visitor center with a map. We picked a trail labeled "Easy - 1.2 miles."

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I told my travel buddy, "Let's go on a hiking trip." We went. The trail was a dirt path that went up a hill. There was a sign that said "SUMMIT - 0.5 MILES."

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I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go on a road trip.' We went. I drove for six hours. She said, 'Can we stop?' I said, 'Why?' She said, 'I need to use the bathroom.' I said, 'We're in the middle of nowhere.'

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I booked a 'rustic cabin' for the weekend. The cabin was a room. The room had a wood stove. The wood stove was not lit. I asked the owner for wood. He said, 'The wood is in the shed.' I found the shed.