Travel Jokes

20

We went on a budget vacation where we slept in our car.

33

We went on a road trip to see a famous waterfall.

70

We went on a road trip and stopped at a gas station that was out of everything except air.

10

I packed my suitcase for a beach trip and forgot to bring sunscreen because I thought my skin was naturally tan-proof.

68

I booked a flight with a stopover in a tiny town just to see if they had better snacks.

16

I packed my suitcase for a trip, but forgot to bring my passport because I thought it was optional.

28

I booked a flight that promised a direct route, but we made three stops for 'fuel' and one for 'sightseeing'.

67

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view but ended up facing a wall because the description was misleading.

11

We decided to hike up a mountain without checking the weather forecast first.

11

I packed my suitcase so tight for our trip that the zipper exploded.

43

I booked a 'glamping' trip that promised luxury in the wild.

75

The airline announced a delay due to weather conditions during my flight.

49

The hotel room we booked had a view of the parking lot instead of the ocean.

66

I asked my GPS to take me the scenic route, but it just said, 'Recalculating' over and over.

83

We went on a trip and forgot our toothbrushes at home.