Travel Jokes

75

I went on a cruise and accidentally locked myself in the ship's library.

83

I tried to book a flight to a remote island, but the travel agent said it was impossible.

50

Why did the tourist bring a map to the restaurant?

33

I asked the pilot if he thought his plane would make it to our destination.

63

I told my travel agent I wanted to go somewhere I could really unwind.

32

I tried to book a trip to a really quiet place.

9

I told my travel agent I wanted to go somewhere exotic.

26

I booked a cruise to see the world's most famous volcanoes.

69

I tried to book a trip to the moon, but the travel agent shook her head.

43

I packed a very light suitcase for my trip.

48

I asked the airline if I could bring my pet goldfish on the plane.

22

My friend told me he was going on a trip to get away from it all.

19

I tried to book a flight to Mars.

48

I asked the flight attendant if I could bring my pet rock on the plane.

60

I went on a trip and brought my dog along.