I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a national park.' We drove five hours. The park had a trail. The trail was a dirt path. The dirt path led to a rock. The rock was a medium-sized rock. It was gray. It was sitting on the ground. My buddy said, 'It's so natural.' I said, 'It's a rock, buddy. I grew up near rocks. This is not a destination. This is a geology fact I'm experiencing in person. I could have looked at a picture of this rock from my couch. I could have looked at a picture of this rock from my couch for five hours and saved the gas money.'