0

I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a vineyard.' We drove two hours. The vineyard had rows of plants. The plants had small green things on them. My buddy said, 'It's so peaceful. The terroir is amazing. You can really feel the earth in every leaf.'

Related Jokes

84

My travel buddy said, 'I want to take a cooking class.' We signed up. The kitchen was the size of a closet. There were eight of us. The instructor said, 'Today we make pasta.' I looked at the counter. There was one pot. One. For eight people.

84

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view.

83

I booked a 'rustic cabin' for our weekend getaway. The listing said 'peaceful, surrounded by nature.' I arrived and the nearest neighbor was a raccoon that had been evicted from a nearby trash can.

83

I booked a 'boutique hotel with a rooftop terrace.' The hotel was a converted laundromat. The 'boutique' was a single shelf with three mugs. The 'rooftop terrace' was a fire escape with one plastic chair.

83

We went on a trip and forgot our toothbrushes at home.

83

I tried to book a flight to a remote island, but the travel agent said it was impossible.