I told my travel buddy, 'Let's go to a winery.' We drove ninety minutes. The tasting room had a sommelier. The sommelier poured a quarter ounce of wine into a glass. I drank the quarter ounce. She poured another quarter ounce. I drank that. She said, 'Would you like to buy a bottle?' I said, 'I'd like to buy a glass. A whole glass. Like, eight ounces. A serving size. A human amount of wine.' She looked at me like I'd asked for the ocean in a thimble.