0FamilyMy kid said, 'Mom, why do I have to say I'll help with the dishes?' I said, 'Because you are helping.' He said, 'I am not helping. I am standing at the counter. I am holding a sponge. I am watching you do everything for eleven minutes.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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