Family Jokes

30

We planned a surprise party for my friend but forgot to invite him.

67

My dad tried to teach me how to cook by burning everything on purpose.

49

My toddler tried to help me pay the electric bill by handing over a stack of crayons.

20

My mom tried to organize a family game night but forgot to buy a board game.

14

My dad tried to teach us how to fish by telling stories about the one that got away for twenty years.

72

My dad tried to teach me how to change a tire by showing me pictures from the internet.

81

My wife asked me to pick up something from the store on my way home, but she forgot to say what.

44

My neighbor is so bad at gardening that his plants are filing a restraining order against him.

27

My mom tried to organize a family reunion at her house but forgot everyone had allergies before inviting their cats and dogs.

47

My dad convinced us to have a movie night using his old projector from the nineties.

26

My dad told me that being a father is the hardest job in the world.

25

My wife told me to stop making jokes about her cooking.

79

We decided to let our kids choose what we eat for dinner every night.

58

My dad tried to fix the internet router by hitting it with a hammer.

57

We decided to have a family meeting to discuss who should do the laundry.