Family Jokes

17

My mom asked me to clean the garage.

8

My dad asked me to help him fix the sink.

10

My little brother asked me if I was a superhero.

25

My dad asked me to help him build a birdhouse.

29

My sister asked me to hold her phone while she took a selfie.

65

My dad tried to fix the internet connection by yelling at the router.

46

My cousin tried to fix the toaster with a rubber band.

55

My mom told me to clean my room before my cousins arrived.

29

My sister asked me to help her move.

76

My brother asked me if I could lend him five dollars.

57

My daughter asked me how I managed to stay in shape.

58

My son asked why we have to tip the waiter.

7

My dad tried to teach me how to invest.

61

My daughter asked me how I managed to stay in shape.

53

I asked my dad why he always talks to the car.