Family Jokes

33

My sister asked if she could borrow fifty dollars to fix her car.

12

My little brother insisted he could cook dinner better than mom.

13

My mom asked why I never call her when I'm having a bad day.

34

My wife asked me why I was hiding the remote control behind my back.

9

My brother asked me to help him move his furniture to the new apartment.

36

My mom asked why I never call her when I'm having a bad day.

34

My dad tried to explain how Wi-Fi works by pointing at the router and saying magic words.

8

My wife asked me to pick up milk on the way home, but I bought everything else instead.

44

We decided to have a family meeting to discuss why nobody cleans up after dinner anymore.

62

My dad tried to explain how Wi-Fi works by pointing at the router and saying magic words.

67

My wife asked me to pick up some milk on my way home from work.

61

My wife told me she needed some 'me time' while I was folding laundry.

83

We tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.

46

My wife told me she needed some 'me time' while I was folding laundry.

44

My dad tried to teach me how to change a tire by showing me a picture of a car.