Family Jokes

66

My son asked me why the sun always shines on our house.

19

My dad told me I was grounded for talking back.

69

My younger brother asked me why our dog always chases its tail.

18

My son asked me why I always talked to the toaster before putting bread in.

36

My dad always tells jokes about construction.

73

My son told me he was going to be a comedian when he grew up.

6

My kids asked me what my favorite part of being a parent was.

35

My dad told me he was going to open a restaurant for aliens.

40

My dad always says he's a master of disguise.

69

My dad told me I needed to stop procrastinating.

15

My dad told me he was going to make a belt out of watches.

53

My dad told me he was going to tell me a joke about a pizza.

39

My mom asked me to clean my room.

32

My dad always says he's a master chef.

27

My kids asked me what it was like growing up without the internet.