My kid said, 'Mom, why do we have to say bless you when someone sneezes?' I said, 'Because it's polite and it's tradition.' He said, 'I'm not blessing them. I'm acknowledging a pressure release. Their nose made a sound. The sound was a sneeze. I'm saying bless you the same way I'd say, Oh, the pressure valve released. I'm not giving them a blessing. I'm confirming the event. The sneeze happened. I witnessed the sneeze. I am the sneeze's witness. I am not the sneeze's priest. I am the sneeze's notary public. I'm here to say, Yes, that happened. I saw it. The sneeze occurred. I am the record. I am the official documentation of the sneeze. I don't care about their soul. I care about the administrative record.'