0FamilyMy kid said, 'Mom, why do we have to set the table for dinner?' I said, 'Because it's part of the routine and it's a family activity.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare