0FamilyMy son said, 'Dad, can I drive the car?' I said, 'No, buddy, you're five.' He said, 'I can see the road. I can see the other cars. I can see the speed limit.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
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