0FamilyMy son said, 'Dad, can I have a later bedtime?' I said, 'What time do you want?' He said, 'Ninety minutes later.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare