0FamilyMy son said, 'Dad, why do you always say I'll be there in five minutes when you're clearly not?' I said, 'Because it's a reasonable estimate and gives me a little time.'Show PunchlineShare
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83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
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