0TravelMy travel buddy said, 'Let's go to a hot spring.' We drove to the hot spring. It was a concrete pool. Warm. A sign said, No Running. We sat in it. My buddy said, 'It's so restorative. You can really feel the minerals.'Show PunchlineShare
84TravelMy travel buddy said, 'I want to take a cooking class.' We signed up. The kitchen was the size of a closet. There were eight of us. The instructor said, 'Today we make pasta.' I looked at the counter. There was one pot. One. For eight people.Show PunchlineShare
83TravelI booked a 'rustic cabin' for our weekend getaway. The listing said 'peaceful, surrounded by nature.' I arrived and the nearest neighbor was a raccoon that had been evicted from a nearby trash can.Show PunchlineShare
83TravelI booked a 'boutique hotel with a rooftop terrace.' The hotel was a converted laundromat. The 'boutique' was a single shelf with three mugs. The 'rooftop terrace' was a fire escape with one plastic chair.Show PunchlineShare
83TravelI tried to book a flight to a remote island, but the travel agent said it was impossible.Show PunchlineShare
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