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My wife said, 'Can you fix the kitchen faucet?' I went to the kitchen. I turned the handle. Water came out. I turned the handle the other way. Water stopped. I came back and said, 'It's fixed.' She said, 'It was never broken.' I said, 'I don't know what you mean. I went into the kitchen. I located the faucet. I interacted with the faucet. The faucet responded to my input. I am the one who initiated the water event. Without me, the water would have been in a state of potential. I actualized the water. I am the faucet's reason for existing, at least for the next forty-five seconds.'