0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you fold the laundry?' I folded it. She said, 'And put it away?' I said, 'Honey, it's folded. It's in a pile. The pile is on the chair. The chair is in the bedroom. The bedroom is in the house.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare