0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you fold the laundry?' I folded it. Shirts in a stack, pants in a stack, socks in a pile. She said, 'The socks need to be in pairs.'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare