0FamilyMy wife said, 'Can you pick up milk on the way home?' I said, 'Sure.' I got home with milk. She said, 'And eggs?'Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyWe tried to celebrate Father's Day by giving Dad a gift that required no batteries.Show PunchlineShare
83FamilyMy wife told me to 'plan a date night' and I said, 'Sure, what do you want to do?'Show PunchlineShare