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My wife said, 'Can you take out the trash?' I took out the trash. She said, 'And the recycling?' I said, 'The trash is out. The recycling is in the trash. I put it in the trash. The trash is out. The recycling went with the trash. It's a package deal. I'm not going back to the kitchen to sort. The trash is out and the recycling is in the trash and that's a done deal.'