Gardening Puns

33

Why did the seed go to the gym?

33

Why did the mushroom win the footrace?

72

Why did the sunflower get a compliment in the garden?

27

Why did the rose get a compliment?

10

Why did the gardener get lost in his own garden?

14

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his writing skills?

25

What do you call a sleeping bulb?

37

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his writing skills?

59

Why did the corn get promoted?

30

What kind of shoes do trees wear?

18

Why did the scarecrow win an award for his writing skills?

64

What do you call a vegetable that tells secrets?

35

Why was the garden so quiet during lunch?

32

What do you call a vegetable that tells secrets?

39

What do you call a tree that tells jokes?