Science Puns

7

Why did the photon quit physics for a stage career?

19

The molecule told me it quit chemistry for a career in acting.

77

Why did the electron go to the doctor?

54

Why did the photon get a job at the theater?

10

Why did the catalyst get a job at the speed-dating app?

45

Why did the isotope get a job at the talent agency?

15

Why did the voltmeter get hired by the electrical safety inspector?

40

Why did the anemometer get a column at the society gossip page?

82

Why did the barometer land a position at the weather forecast studio?

62

Why did the pendulum get a job at the music school?

12

Why did the seismograph get a job at the psychology clinic?

58

Why did the quark get a job at the philosophy department?

14

Why did the capacitor get a job at the bank?

9

Why did the neutrino get a job at the spy agency?

71

Why did the vacuum tube get a job at the music studio?