Sports Puns

11

Why did the basketball get a job at the bakery?

68

Why did the volleyball get a restraining order?

84

What do you call a football player who also plays in a band?

45

Why did the tennis ball go to therapy?

62

What do you call a fish that plays basketball?

23

What do you call a pig that plays football?

72

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course?

59

Why did the bicycle fall over in the park?

62

What do you call a pig that plays football?

9

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course?

56

Why was the baseball sad?

39

Why did the bicycle stand up by itself?

45

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the course?

77

What do you call a pig that plays football?

7

Why did the bicycle fall over in the park?