Sports Puns

50

Why did the surfboard get a position at the oceanography lab?

31

Why did the skateboard get a gig at the poetry workshop?

58

Why did the bowling ball apply for a job at the philosophy department?

12

Why did the hockey stick get a job at the woodworking shop?

50

Why did the tennis racket get a job at the art school?

25

What do you call a swimmer who's also a philosopher?

67

Why did the golfer become a novelist?

83

What do you call a baseball player who's also a comedian?

41

Why did the soccer ball get a job at the comedy club?

58

Why did the golf ball get a job at the art school?

39

Why did the volleyball get a slot with the improv comedy troupe?

74

Why did the cricket bat quit the sporting goods store?

19

Why did the kayak paddle get a job at the art school?

6

Why did the puck get a job at the office?

5

Why did the baseball bat get a job at the construction site?