Travel Puns

81

I booked a hotel in a quiet town.

67

I packed a suitcase for a week-long trip.

57

I lost my passport at the airport.

39

I asked the taxi driver how long it would take to get to the airport.

19

I prepared my bag for a weekend trip but forgot to bring my clothes.

8

I booked a vacation package that included a free map.

47

The flight attendant served peanuts at 30,000 feet.

18

The GPS told me to turn left immediately.

65

I booked a flight that was direct but had many stops.

75

I tried to take a shortcut on my vacation.

51

I packed my suitcase for a trip to the desert.

31

My travel agent suggested a trip to a place with no internet.

31

I booked a hotel room with an ocean view.

56

I rented a car for the weekend.

8

My travel agent told me I'd have a fantastic time on my trip.